DH does it again!

Welcome back Desperate Housewives!!! It’s about time! With new episodes comes disturbing discoveries. We guess that Edie is just being recognized as one of the gang now. How did that happen? For forever she was an outcast and now, she’s just accepted? Mama Solis is dead! We definitely didn’t see that coming, which is why we love the show SO very much. And how about the way she died? CRAZY! Now, Gaby’s hilarious hypothetical call to the lawyer about a possible lottery winning has her keeping settlement secrets from Carlos as she’s talking him into doing time. And we thought she was turning sweet on us!

Five (possibly seven) words: Don’t Mess With Bree Van De Kamp! She will send you off to military camp in a heartbeat, not that he doesn’t deserve it. What kind of son kicks his mother and spits in her face?!? Not a good one, that’s for sure. Closet or no, he needed some discipline a long time ago.

Okay, okay Lynette was meddling, but the dude was talking trash about his wife right to her face. She could have handled the argument with Marlin Matlin better by simply saying that she was uncomfortable under the circumstances . . .but it was really funny when the daughter was forced to translate. For once Tom was actually endearing, however, we haven’t forgotten that he has a big secret.

Can’t wait for next week . . c-ya!